hounds from hell are being sighted all over the world. Even BBC had a story.
Could Ozzy be one of them? Take a good look at this picture of Ozzy's eye glowing red with devilish glee as he destroys another one of my slippers.
1 Pair of Male Hush Puppies Shoes - $50 1 Pair of Female Hush Puppies Shoes - $60 1 Pair of old Nikes - $30 1 iPod USB Cable - $30 (yup the bloody thing is $30) 2 x My Dinner - $10 2 Slices of Pizza (Cheesy Crust too!) - $5 2 Compaq Laptop Cables - $150 3 Nokia Charges - $45 2 Japanes Koi Fishes - $15 (yes, he jumped in our pond and killed em both) Our Wine Rack - $20 Our Bar - the damn thing actually chewed up the Bar - $50 3 Rugs - $150 Stealing leftover Tandoori from our last party and then getting diarhae on my Mom's Rug - $5 + permanent mental scars. 5 Toys - $25 1 Wooden Estonian Goat - $10 2 Doorways - $20 Our Stairs - $20 Our Wooden Floor - $60 3 x Slippers - $45 5 x Leases - $80 2 x Beach Slippers - $20 $900 USD worth of Damage! This is bizarre, this is abnormal! Where are those SPCA folks when Animals inflict such bitter cruelty on humans?
For $900 bucks I could have bought 28 cats.
Some people have told me that Ozzy's behaviour is normal for growing pups, that's is natural and will fade with age, that it will disapear if he we get another dog for him to play with. I don't buy this nonsense.
I beleive the simple explanation is always the best and my theory is simply that Ozzy is the spawn of the devil. Plain and simple. Google shows 4000 results for "shaggy white, 'red eyed' devil dogs". Apparently these hounds from hell are being sighted all over the world. Even BBC had a story.
Could Ozzy be one of them? Take a good look at this picture of Ozzy's eye glowing red with devilish glee as he destroys another one of my slippers.
You be the judge.
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Zombie Flash Mob Invade San Francisco
"The zombies continued their rampage and they made it to the trolley cars of Powell street. At this point, I was separated from a number of the zombies for my own safety. They had attempted to eat me despite my camera blocking their pathetic attempts. I ran for my life and the group split in two. They followed to Union Square where they continued to eat innocent bystanders. I got word from a friend being chased by the other zombies that she was safe for the moment at Powell Street station. I ran to distract the other zombies in hopes they would leave the other poor people alone. When I made it back to the station, I found that I was trapped. My friend had been caught and she was turned. I ran for my life."
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